Blog of A Zombie President

3:02pm: Zombies Don't Like Fireworks
Generally the undead shy away from fire in all forms. While most Americans love fireworks on the fourth of July, it can be very problematic for Undead Americans. Why? The bait mostly.

Seldom do you get large crowds of fresh braains gathered together at night, staring up for a long period of time. It appears to be a good opportunity for a slow moving zombie to approach unnoticed and dine on one of the braains on in the dark... However once the first victim screams there are a large number of people ready to 'take out" the undead... just because he was trying to have some dinner.

If a zombie was unfortunate enough to make his move close to the pyrotechnics, they often turn them on the undead as a weapon. Nothing more humiliating that having your head burnt to a crisp by a roman candle.

So, my fellow Undead Americans, we urge you to stay away from fireworks displays this 4th of July. Or at least wait until the show is over and the last stragglers are trying to find their car...

5:22pm: What We Can Learn From Zombie JFK

Tell the Democrats to stop looking for "the next JFK" - You've got the original!

I'm back from the dead to save our nation!

-Zombie JFK</a>

8:52pm: Zombie Lincoln '08 Endored by Daily Show's John Stewart!

Yes, Jon Stewart of the Daily show has endorsed our own Zombie Lincoln as a candidate for president in 2008...

In his coverage of media speculation about potential presidential candidates like Michael Bloomberg, Fred Thompson, Newt Gingrich, and Al Gore...  Jon offers suggests Zombie Lincoln for president...

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/index.jhtml?ml_vid=88742

So you don't have to feel strange supporting a zombie candidate - if Zombie Lincoln is good for Jon Stewart, then he's good for America!

http://www.ZombiePresidents.com/zombielincoln.html

12:52am: Why Elect a Zombie President?
Some may say we already have elected a zombie president... that the current administration marches mindlessly forward towards it's destructive goal, unheading or unaware of the world around it.  Others might say this is hogwash... but either way in 2008 change is going to be made... and so far america seems generally unimpressed with the field of candidates. 

So stop trying to find the next JFK or Ronald Reagan... let's dig up the real thing!  Elect a Zombie President!

Not only would it be a great way to cour the "undead vote" (who may have been partially responsible for JFK's first election anyway) but it will insure we have  a president who's track record we know.  A president who's leadership we trust.  A president unswayed by lobbyists, cronies and others... unless they have fresh brains.

Who would you vote for?  Zombie Ronald Reagan, Zombie Richard Nixon, Zombie John F. Kennedy, or Zombie Abraham Lincoln?

http://www.zombiepresidents.com